Post 7 - UN Resolution to Ban Defamation of Religion

A resolution to ban defamation of religion? Time to blame the muslims. This guy loves Muslims but can't tolerate them and says they're going to hell ... we're confused. Jello = god.

By: boyydz
Rated 4/5
I am a devout Christian, and I have nothing in my heart but love for Muslims (even
the extremists who make it hard to do that). However, I must intellectually
reject Islam, and it is my human right to do so (indeed, I would claim it is a
moral imperative of my faith). I cannot in good conscience tolerate Mohammed and
the Koran. In my view, they both are leading Muslims into hell by forcing them
to reject Jesus as Savior and Lord of the world. Jesus instructed Christians
to make disciples of all nations. That would include Muslim nations (even though
Islam did not exist at the time despite its fallacious claims). These Muslim
efforts are simply further attempts to avoid letting Muslims hear the truth
about their so-called "religion of peace" and to keep them from recognizing the
truth in Christianity. Worst of all, they attempt to press a viewpoint that
Islam is the world's legitimate religion. Muslim regimes already repress their
populations internally, and since the Internet is allowing their citizens
unprecedented exposure to the outside world, they now need to use the UN to try
to shut that door by disallowing anything that would tend to "defame" Islam.
Unfortunately, many Muslims' views are that "defamation of Islam" is merely to
claim that Mohammed is only a self-important "prophet" of their false god. This
is their actual agenda: to keep other religions from moving Muslims away from
their obviously flawed teachings, since only indoctrination can keep so many
people beholden to teachings of violent proselytization and idolatry of a mortal
individual.

Post 6 - Brown's Hotness Mitigates Beating Guilt

To follow-up on our earlier post on Rianna, I guess fineness makes it all ok:

Michelo Malambo 2/27/2009, 7:44 am EST
Chris Brown… i don’t even know where to start. I’m trying to get over it coz i still think he is fine!!! But eish, how does a seemingly gentle guy do such a thing and he is a public figure. But peeps make mistakes hey?

Post 5 - Drunk Driver Kills Women Gets 15 Days

Thanks ok, according to these guys, he'll be punished in other ways:

15 days is long enough for some jailhouse justice for this POS...
Posted
by Caligula on Feb 27, 2009 12:54 PM

15 days in jail. Unbelievable. This rich and arrogant dirtbag may think that he got away with murder but he still has to answer to God. God is the ultimate judge and this dirtbag will have to answer to him.
Posted by WORLDENDS122112 on Feb 27, 2009 12:54 PM

Like we always say, there's never a bad time to mention god and prison rape.

Post 4 - Why Did Your Face Have to Get in the Way of My Fist

Evidently, sympathy for domestic violence is directly proportional to how good looking you are:

20. That man needs to do some time what the hell would make you do this to such
a beautiful woman.
Posted at 8:45PM
on Feb 19th 2009 by chris

I think Chris is available on match.com and he promises not to beat you if you're pretty. How sweet.

Let's add some fake outrage while we're at it:

16. Seriously...how are you getting this? It seems like an invasion of privacy.
Nonetheless I am impressed. She looks so different...it's really sad that he
robbed a beautiful girl of her grammy night
Posted at 8:45PM
on Feb 19th 2009 by lilone -->

What an impressive invasion of privacy!!

Post 3 - Bank Throws Party, Conspiracy Theories Abound

I don't know why I didn't make this connection:

30. JUST LOOK AT THE PATTERN HERE...IT SEEMS THAT ALL CORRUPTIONS ARE
ORIGINATING IN CHICAGO. STARTING WITH OPRAH AND ENDING WITH OBAMA. ANYTHING IN
THE MIDDLE IS JUST AN ADDITION TO
NOT SURPRISE AT ALL!Posted at 2:19AM
<> on Feb 24th 2009 by michelle OSAMA

And, of course ...

Oh, and ONE MORE IMPORTANT POINT TO MAKE HERE.... THIS IS A BANK OUT OF CHICAGO!!!!!!!!!!!! ANYONE ELSE NOTICING ALL THE STORIES OF CORUPTION AND GREED COMING OUT OF ILLINOIS LATELY?????LEAST OF ALL ..ANYONE RECALL WHERE OUR PRESIDENT WAS A SENATOR- AND RESIDED!!!!!!!!!!!! ????WHEN WILL ALL THE DARN SHEEP PIECE THE PUZZLE TOGETHER, AND STOP DRINKING THEIR DAILY KOOL-AID!!?
Posted at 1:13AM on Feb 24th 2009 by eye rolls -->

Post 2 - Violence in Verona

Here's a sad story about a gas station clerk being shot and killer during a robbery in Verona, N.J. Not wanting to let the tragedy of the death get in their way, we have two choice comments for today.

One man tooting his own horn and waring against the dangers of using cash (too bad this station wasn't cash only or discount otherwise he's got a great self-serving point):

Posted by doomsdayhere on 02/22/09
at 9:03PM
I would remind all of you that I said on this site last year
that gas station robberies were going to increase with the number these cash
only and cash discount stations on the rise.Robbers aren't stupid.They saw this
as well.I haven't paid cash for gas since 1975.If you frequent these cash only
places,you could be taking your life into your hands.

Another looking for justice. He's right its better to wish death by garlic-induced blood poisoning than to risk offend anyone:

Posted by garretmtn on 02/22/09
at 9:40PM
Well, do we know anything about the holdup guy(s). We need to be
careful, we don't want to offend anyone. Let's hope that when they are caught
they resist arrest and the cops get to shoot them. No long trial, no sob stories
about their bad childhood, no do good lawyer trying to get the scumbag(s) a fair
trial, a Community Activists to plea the case, just some nice cold lead.
Hopefully the cops dip their bullets in garlic so if the bullet doesn't kill
them, they die of blood poisoning. May the Victim Rest In Peace and May The Lord
comfort his family and friends.

Post 1 - "Dear Hunting"

The story is about a man getting shot while deer hunting. After an extended "discussion" about how the original headline used "dear" instead of "deer", "Spacepunk"(apparently missing all of those comments) had this to say:

Posted by spacepunk on 02/20/09
at 3:27PM
"Why does someone from Lebanon need to come to America to
hunt dear? Did he have a valid passport?"

Welcome to Nobody

This is The Persnickety Project. In its simplest form it's commenting on commenting. We don't presume to have anything interesting to say. Nobody wants to hear about our day. We do, however, find it highly amusing to read some of the comments make about stories on some very popular websites. If you take the time you'll be treated to some of the most ignorant (ignorantest?), hateful and honest shit you can get anywhere. The point has been make a zillion times, but it still amazes us some of the things people will say and publish for all the world to see under the guise of anonymity.

So that's what we're going for here. It's kinda like watching news commentary, except the people are stupid. Actually, maybe it's exactly like watching news commentary.

Anyway, we find this crap hilarious and if one person actually finds this thing and chuckles, The Persnickety Project will be a rousing success.