Post 30 - A Lesson About Domestic Abuse or How Mr. Shamwow Had to Slap-Chop a Ho

Another less than timely post from us. In case you can't tell we're cleaning out the queue. The story it self is about the creepy Shamwow Dude (aka the Slap Chop Guy - "you're gonna love my nuts" ) got in a fight with a hooker in Miami. He says she bit his tongue and wouldn't let go, she says he made her watch his movie (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamwow) Apparently this guy thinks he's a comedian, not some tv shill. As amusing at that all is, what's important to note here is this Shamwow Dude has nothing in common with our other favorite woman-beater Mr. Chris Brown. Let's let LovieBB explain.

212. ya'll shd stop hating on cris..just keep doin' ur thangggg CB!!n'
ya'll haters shd av sm sympathy n' get sm psychologists to xplain 2 u that such
kids who were raised up lyk cris can easily beat up their gf's..so blame it on
his parents who raised him while witnessin' ol the abuse b'ing done to his mum
bt dnt blame cris...LET CRIS BREATH,HE'S HAD ENUF!!!!! Posted at 8:20PM on Apr 18th 2009 by lovieBB

First of all, reading this makes us feel like we're watching the game show network or something. Why do we need to talk to any psychologists (we're amazed that was spelled correctly) when LovieBB can explain so succinctly how people can "easily" beat up their girlfriends (is she implying that Rhianna didn't put up much of a fight?), it's all daddy's fault. Forget personal responsibility, just keep doin' ur thangggg!!