After ruining his family (did it hurt inside when it came crashing down, Hulkster?) in a vain attempt to make a star out of his talentless daughter through a crappy reality show, everyone's favorite example of male pattern baldness Hulk Hogan (keep taking your vitamins, saying your prayers and rockin that bandana, nobody suspects a thing, brother!) is in the midst of a messy divorce. I guess things get messy when you start dating your daughter's friends. Frustrated by his circumstances, the Real American apparently feels a kindship with everyone's favorite wife-murdering Heisman Trophy Winner, O.J. Simpson. Thuderlips seems to empathize with the Juice, since Linda hurt his friends and she hurt his pride, he had to be a man, he couldn't let it slide. Only one catch, brother!! O.J. was innocent. Just ask Anastasia and Professor Deeds.
152. Oj Simpson should sue Hulk Hogan for those comments. Oj was aquitted of murder in a criminal trial. Aquitted = Not Guilty. Before anyone jumps on the "but he lost the civil suit" bandwagon, save your breath. The civil suit is a joke, it was a witch hunt and should have never happened. It borderlines on double jeapardy as far as I'm concerned. I get that it must be difficult to go through divorce, to know that your spouse has moved on. But to make such outlandish statements is totally rresponsible. Posted at 11:28AM on Apr 16th 2009 by Anastasia
Not be get too technical, but aquitted DOES NOT mean O.J. wasn't guilty, it just means that prosecution totally fucked up and the jury didn't want to put someone famous in jail. Additionally, no matter what Anastasia's finely tuned legal mind thinks, the civil suit wasn't even remotely double jeopardy or even jeapardy (somebody's been watching too many bad Ashley Judd movies). We totally hate it, though, when people who've had a family member brutally murdered go on witch hunts trying to make the killer pay, totally ridiculous.
Let's go to our resident legal expert, Professor Deeds Researcher, for his analysis:
165. First of all, Hulkster, it is very clear to me that Mr. Simpson did not murder his ex-wife. I followed the trial and the relevant testimony from beginning to end, and concluded that Simpson was not guilty before the case was given to the jury.The key to being able to arrive at the correct verdict was in being able to ignore the emotional aspects of the case, especially that of Mr. Goldman and his sneering face, and focus instead only on the facts. (As Joe Friday used to say, "The facts, ma'am, Just the facts.")Allowing oneself to be swayed by the emotional side of the case was an easy thing to do. People saw gruesome pictures on TV and in the newspapers, and immediately had to think Simpson was automatically guilty...before all of the facts were brought out at the trial.Unless someone asks, I'm not going to get into those ddetails in this message, as it would take quite a bit of typing! However, if even one person wants to know the truth, then I'd be perfectly willing, even if it means that a
former LAPD detective winds up in jail for the rest of his life.My real point here is that Mr. Hogan should just keep his mouth shut. If his "little hulkamaniacs" would keep there mouths shut, too, that might help to clean up the air. Posted at 5:09PM on Apr 18th 2009 by Deeds Researcher
Well, if this guy concluded OJ was innocent, we say case closed, let's just all move on. (maybe we're misreading it, maybe the Mr. Simpson he's talking about isn't O.J., maybe it's Homer or Tony Romo). We're lucky to have someone to sift through the emotional aspects of the trial (dead wife, OJ being famous, rasist cops, funny rhymes from Johnny Cochrane) and focus on the facts (like motive, the bloody glove, the White Bronco Chase, DNA, the bloody shoe prints, witnesses who saw the Bronco, etc. etc.). These clearly show O.J. is innocent. Somebody obviously borrowed his Bronco, some blood, his shoes, and his gloves, and killed his ex-wife just to frame him. Our money is one these dudes (www.youtube.com/watch?v=EO40ssHTUTk).
Ultimately it looks to us that Mr. Deeds is just using his post to make himself look like he's the only one who knows the "truth", which of course it total bullshit. If he knows something why not put this detective in jail instead of posting random comments on TMZ?
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