Post 29 - Why'd He Ever Leave the House

Here’s a tasty story about a convicted child molester who took matters into his own hands, or more appropriately mouth, in what we can only guess was an attempt to cut off his deviant urges. It's obvious that this guy is highly disturbed and biting off his member might just be evidence of his problems, right? Well, our new friend Devine sees things a little differently.

divine Apr 15, 2009 8:29:14 AM something is wrong with this story , first of all
i believe if he could do his self there would be no need to rape and if they let
him go for the 13yrs old ,they couldn,t prove anything , but he didn,t know law
and they tricked him into plea ain,t nowhere in the hell ,he could bit off his
own ***** ,if it that long then he need to be in the worlds books, people think
about it ,before writting on it.

Yeah, something is wrong with this story, THE GUY BIT OFF HIS PENIS!! Need there be more wrong that that? Devine apparently believes that if this guy could get his mouth all the way down there he'd have no reason to rape anyone (If I could do that I would never leave the house, GET IT!! waka waka!!). That'd be pretty persuasive if raping children really had ANYTHING to do with just wanting sex. We're sure it was just an elaborate conspiracy to out this guy and his extreme flexibility. And where exactly can we get a copy of the "worlds books", if they have stuff like this in there it's probably a pretty interesting read.