Post 35 - Don't Hate Me Because I'm Mustachioed

It seems like Ms. California can't get herself out of the news. After the whole "gays shouldn't get married" thing, we hoped she might just fade away. Not So! Apparently, the Daily News is trying to find the root of her idiocy. While it's not surprising that her parents may have had something to do with it, it is mildly surprising how they did it. According to this fine piece of investigative journalism, Mr & Mrs. Ms. California like to insult each other by calling the other one gay. Mrs. Ms. California alleges that Mr. Ms. California told his daughters that "their stepfather was gay, that all men with mustaches are gay." What a mess, not only do the gays hate her but she's now angered the mustachioed masses.

WELL, I'VE HAD A ******* MUSTACHE FOR 40 YEARS AND I'M NOT GAY. WHAT'S NEXT? ALCOHOL PROHIBITION? THE GOP IS ROTTEN AND CORRUPT TO THE CORE AND USES THESE CLOWNS AND STOOGES LIKE JOE THE PLUMBER AND THIS BIMBO TO KEEP EVERYONE BLIND TO THEIR REAL OBJECTIVES, A ONE PARTY, NEO-FASCIST, BIG OIL RUN US OF A. WAIT TILL GOV. PERRY GET'S HALF OF TEXAS TO WANT TOP SECEDE FROM THE UNION. ALL THESE BOZOS ARE JUST A HILL-BILLY DISGRACE TO OUR NATION.

Hell Yeah!! The next logical step after the GOP is done with their moustache smear campaign is the banning of alcohol. We see constitutional amendments on the horizon banning gay marriage, booze and moustaches, must to the chagrin of the Village People. The only thing that can stop these scoundrels is a "Million Moustache March" with all the greats (Selleck, Reynolds, Hogan, Goulet, Geraldo, Norris, Hilter, Chaplin, Former President Chester A. Aurther, Stalin, Yosimte Sam, Groucho Marx, Oates, etc.) joined arm-in-arm chanting ("We're here, We like the look of hair above our upper lip only, Get used to it!!). As we think about it, a tear runs down our cheek only to be caught by our goatee.