Looks like Herbie's not the only one who's fully loaded
When we first started the Persnickety Project (or The Project if your down) our mission was to shed a dim light on the slew of dummies commenting online. To comment on comments, how meta of us. Anyway, due to various issues (mostly extreme laziness and the fact that our friend who will remain nameless - cough, Robyn, cough, cough - kidding of course, we had quit long before we found out Robyn had no sense of humor) the idea never quite took off. Now that we're facing unemployment, our extreme laziness has been trumped by extreme boredom. Thus, the return of "Stupid Commenter Beatdown" as part of our expanded subject-matter (Fantasy Football, how persnickety!)
Fortunately for us, our return happens to coincide with the (hopeful) return of one Lindsay Lohan to jail. Herbie would be so so disappointed in you, LiLo. The latest news, brought to us by Nj.com is that Blowhan:
[A]dmitted late Friday that she failed a drug test, must return to court Friday to face a judge and a possible 30-day jail sentence, People.com reports.
People.com, Your Most Trusted News Source. If only we could hear directly from her.
“Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night,” Lohan tweeted late Friday ...
Oh thank goodness, a generation of Americans will be educated about addiction through Lindsay Lohans tweets. What I learned it that not only doesn't addiction go away over night, apparently, it doesn't go away after multiple rehab stints and a jail sentence. I'm curious to see what our esteemed NJ.com commentariat learned.
njtreker: In 4-5 years some poor child star is going to get caught
smoking pot or underage drinking and end up spending 3 or 6 months in jail
because of the antics of Lohan, Spears, Hilton, etc..........
You are so right, NJTreker, the main lesson from all this is that Lindsay Lohan is ruining Justin Beiber's shit. Someday that little mop-headed bastard is gonna get pinched for a little weed or something and end up serving hard time. Seriously though, I feel terrible for this hypothetical child star who breaks the law and ends up having to actually suffer some consequences, all because Lindsay Lohan blew like 45 chances to get clean and was finally send to jail after basically telling the system to go f itself. Tread carefully Bieber.
Fortunately for us, our return happens to coincide with the (hopeful) return of one Lindsay Lohan to jail. Herbie would be so so disappointed in you, LiLo. The latest news, brought to us by Nj.com is that Blowhan:
[A]dmitted late Friday that she failed a drug test, must return to court Friday to face a judge and a possible 30-day jail sentence, People.com reports.
People.com, Your Most Trusted News Source. If only we could hear directly from her.
“Substance abuse is a disease, which unfortunately doesn’t go away over night,” Lohan tweeted late Friday ...
Oh thank goodness, a generation of Americans will be educated about addiction through Lindsay Lohans tweets. What I learned it that not only doesn't addiction go away over night, apparently, it doesn't go away after multiple rehab stints and a jail sentence. I'm curious to see what our esteemed NJ.com commentariat learned.
njtreker: In 4-5 years some poor child star is going to get caught
smoking pot or underage drinking and end up spending 3 or 6 months in jail
because of the antics of Lohan, Spears, Hilton, etc..........
You are so right, NJTreker, the main lesson from all this is that Lindsay Lohan is ruining Justin Beiber's shit. Someday that little mop-headed bastard is gonna get pinched for a little weed or something and end up serving hard time. Seriously though, I feel terrible for this hypothetical child star who breaks the law and ends up having to actually suffer some consequences, all because Lindsay Lohan blew like 45 chances to get clean and was finally send to jail after basically telling the system to go f itself. Tread carefully Bieber.
I missed these! I don't know what Robyn's deal is! These are hysterical :)
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