Post 18 - Teachers Sleeping With Kids: Normal Like Porn, Not Scarier than Northern Ireland

Here's a story about a female teacher who engaged in an inappropriate relationship with a female student. Now, normally we would pull a comment from some homophobic dipshit quoting the bible and calling the teacher a sinner, but not today. Today we look at two comments from Mr. Moveout, which, despite his appallingly ridiculous examples seem to support gays. We were so surprised we had to bring them to your attention, it's like seeing a white tiger in the wild. Let's get to it:

Why would they have needed to go to SF there are many cities closer to Saratoga
where same sex marrages were performed, perhaps Saratoga had a few. What would be wrong with teens observing normal folk acting civilized? Yes homosexual and
bi-sexual relationships are normal human behaviour and if you have ever watched
any porn one would think that among women more common than exclusive
heterosexual sex.

Part of the christian confusion I believe can be traced to
Adam and Eve. Adam was the first homosexual as he was the only male human in the universeI (I wonder what he thought his penis wasto be used for) and when Eve
popped in he was tappng her when she was like what one day old and his sibling
or genetically modified clone to boot.

Ok, so we were with him (sort of) through the first two sentences but around sentence 31/2 the wheels really start shaking. No doubt that those types of relationships are normal but is porn really the best evidence he could come up with to illustrate his point. Couldn't he come up with some statistics or even point to Ellen and Portia if he was desperate. All of this misses the obvious point that people in porn are "actors" so the amount of girl-on-girl action better reflects the fetishes of dudes then the prevalence of lesbian relationships. At least he's trying, right?

The wheels come completely off in the second paragraph. We're not even sure where to go with this one. Adam was a homosexual incestuous pedophile? I guess that could cause some confusion for people. I would imagine the whole the world started in a garden with two kids and a snake thing might be confusing as well, but Mr. Moveout has obviously thought his theory through. Finally, we're guessing Adam might have thought his penis was for peeing, just a guess though.

On to the second pearl of Moveout wisdom:

moveoutt
Joined: Mar 2007Posts: 2178
Your delusion begins with that
predators are a siginificant worry. While you are worryingabout predators and
protecting your kids against what is a very small threat. I worry about my kid
being in Northern Ireland working with childrens groups trying to find common
ground between Protestant and Catholic schoolkids.
Your life, as reflected in
your posts, is full of all kinds of fear and on top of that you expect the
government to protect you from those fears and never expect to pay for those
services that for the most part are not not needed in the first place.

Ok, so after reading a story that mentions several teachers acting inappropriately towards children, Moveout decided, eh, that's really not a big deal, no need to worry about that parents when there's unrest in Northern Ireland. We can thank Moveout for really putting things in perspective. Our biggest question is, does he actually have a child currently living in Northern Ireland or is he just imagining that someday he might have one and someday that kid might want to go to Northern Ireland to work with kids and then he'd be worried? Based on his Adam-Eve theory we'd bet he's got a pretty vivid imagination and if his kid listens to that type of bible interpretation, that the Catholics and Protestants schoolkids might find some common ground giving his kid a wedgie.